Posts Tagged ‘sex’

My Phone Loves Me

January 1st, 2002
My phone is attracted to my crotch. How can i solve this? Every time my phone is on a table or away from my it doesn’t do anything. As soon as I put the phone in my pocket i get a call from an unknown number, i have come to the conclusion that my phone fa More...

Want A Six Foot Roman

January 1st, 2002
I had sex with my boyfriend I got a little excited and told him I wanted him to F*%K me. A wild rumpus ensued and then we passed out. That was 3 weeks ago and I haven’t heard from him since–what’s the deal? More...

Want to Break Rules

January 1st, 2002
I wanna break rules real bad. I wanna start smoking just because they say it’s wrong and forbidden. I also want to have underage sex. Should I? More...

Great Sex Positions

December 1st, 2001
Even the best relationships can do with a bit of spicing up. These sex positions will make your love life stronger, and potentially put out your lower back. More...
My wife says I’m not impotent but I can’t really tell. What should I do? More...

The Truth About Cyber-Sex

August 1st, 2000
People are often scared to start a cyber-sex relationship. This month, Toasted Line looks at the benefits, pit-falls and ettiquette of cybersex. More...
Well the other day my boyfriend asked me to have sex with another girl and I did but now I am a lesbian. How do I tell him? HELP More...
Many think Star Trek is a nice little sci-fi series about people flying around in the 34th Century, living life by a high code of ethics, and going on adventures. It isn’t. It’s a hot bed of sin. The whole of Star Trek is full of beastiality. More...
This is Tracy again. I appreciate you answering my question ? sort of! You see Jo, I am a man but far from normal. You would think that a woman named Jo would not assume that a certain name means a certain sex. More...
You’d reckon that everyone would have learnt a lesson from Hugh Grant, wouldn’t you? Don’t pick up ugly hookers on Sunset Blvd, especially if you’re a world-famous movie star. Not Eddie Murphy. More...