Super Life Hacks for the Modern Person

February 5th, 2014

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Life Hacks. Everyone loves them. Those simple little ideas that are destined to make your life easier in clever ways that you never imagined.

Every time I see one of those articles, it makes me wish that I’d thought of that simple solution to an everyday problem.

So I did. Here’s the Gorskys list of Life Hacks. Share them if you dare..

  • Sauce bottle clogged up? Shatter the end of the bottle over the counter to get to the delicious sauce.
  • Avoid spilling red wine on the carpet by putting it all in your mouth.
  • A 10 gallon hat can be used as a makeshift toilet.
  • Keep a laundry basket in the boot of your car in case you suddenly need to do laundry while out and about.
  • Need an answer for a tricky question? Log on to the “internet”.
  • Hiccups? Hold your breath until you pass out.
  • Stinky shoes? Buy some new ones from the shop, then throw those stinky ones out.
  • Got a personal problem? Why not post it on Facebook or Twitter for others to solve.
  • If you’re attacked by a shark, punch it in the nose. This won’t stop it attacking you, but it will make you feel more masculine in your final moments.
  • Instead of scraping ice off your car windscreen, take the bus.
  • Got a problem with a celebrity/politician/scientific theory? Make yourself feel better by trashing their wikipedia entry.
  • If you’re about to get hit by a car, stop reading this article and get the hell off the road.

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Super Life Hacks for the Modern Person