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The Advice Column You Don't Want to Follow

We've answered a lot of readers questions over the years. Read them all or ask your own question.


Stand Out Inconspicuously

April 14th, 2007
There’s a girl and I always act stupid in front of her and I need to stop so she can notice me. More...

Get Out There

March 30th, 2007
My brother wants to become a comedian and I just wanted to know how do you get yourself out there so important people know that you tell funny jokes? More...

I Want To Stop Loving Him

March 30th, 2007
How do I get out of love with my ex-boyfriend. Should I stop talking to him on the phone or not. I really, really, really love him. But I told him I slept with two more boys. What should I do? More...

Diana Needs A Nickname

March 23rd, 2007
Please I need a nickname for me. My name is Diana and I’m a cute , beautiful, funny and amazing girl and I also want the meaning of my name. More...
My girlfriend and I love wearing spandex in bed, but we don’t have the bodies for it. How can I make my ass smaller. More...

Social Life Sucks

March 16th, 2007
How can I improve my social life? My only friends all have better things to do. More...
Jon is a nice guy, and I care about him so much. When I’m with him, I want to be with him. When I’m with Chris I want to be with him. More...

I Hit Out On ‘Hi’

March 9th, 2007
I’m not a violent person but every time someone says, ‘How are you? How was your day?’ and other things like that I freak out and punch them. More...

Questions Elude Me

March 9th, 2007
I can’t think of any good questions to ask. How do I resolve this problem? More...
I recently began a relationship with a girl from another state. I am going to meet her for the first time soon and I am anxious about it. You guys got any tips to calm my nerves? More...