Will My Ex Release Our Bonk Video?

March 23rd, 2003

“Statistically speaking, what are the odds of a jilted ex-lover distributing a video tape of the two of you having sex?”

Tanya

Liam’s Answer

Tanya, this is a really tough question. The answer depends on so many factors. Although it’s a little bit rude, ex-lovers distribute bonking videos for a range of reasons, from revenge to a desire to get even.

If the video shows you doing perverted acts that are illegal in some states, I’d have to say the odds are pretty high.

If the video shows you with an unflattering, funny look on your face that makes you look unattractive, even for only a second, I’d have to say pretty high.

If your nipples are visible at all, I’d have to say pretty high.

Chris’ Answer

I’ve already seen it.

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Will My Ex Release Our Bonk Video?