Who Goes First?

January 1st, 2005

“What is the correct etiquette for order of play in a threesome situation?”

Simon Tracey

Liam’s Answer

I’ve got to be honest with you Simon. I’ve never had a threesome. Never even really tried.

Of course, as a man, I’ve fantasized about them. It’s me, and two girls. They start kissing each other. I feel left out and go into the next room to watch TV.

And if that’s my fantasy, I figure reality’s going to be a whole lot worse. So I’ve never even tried.

Chris’ Answer

It’s not so much about an order of play, but knowing that some moves are agaisnt the rules. Dutch ovens, not sharing your balls and demanding an instant video replay are all things that can get you a red card.

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