What Can I Say On The Phone?

March 16th, 2002

“I need questions to ask this girl to make conversation on the phone.

What questins should I ask?”

Robert Leon

Liam’s Advice

In any relationship, it’s important to establish your relative positions. I suggest you ask her things she just won’t know the answer to. This will make her feel hopeless and inadequate, and establish your position as top dog.

Here are a couple of doozies:

  • How do you spell physiotherapist?
  • What is the impact of David Letterman on America’s gross domestic product?
  • Is the universe coloured ‘off-white’ or ‘beige’?

Good luck.

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What Can I Say On The Phone?