We’re Both Ugly

August 11th, 2004

“I’m ugly and my boyfriend is too. What should I do?”

Gali Berman

Chris’ Answer

It’s a known fact that beautiful boys go out with beautiful girls, and average boys go out with average girls.

If you’re both ugly, I reckon that you’ve met your perfect match. You should settle down and live happily ever after.

Liam’s Answer

The idea of two ugly people having sex send shivers of disgust down my spine. It’s just so wrong that people who are revolting to look at are engaging in sick perverted acts like kissing, striking and rubbing uglies.

I’ve got the most vivid images in my mind now. Two fat people lifting up curtains of flabby stomach to reveal flabby, nasty, sweaty, unwashed gonads. People wobbling for minutes after the thrusting stops. Pimples bursting in the throes of passion.

I’m going to be ill.

Gali, please leave this man. I can’t stand it any more.

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We’re Both Ugly