Want to Control My Family

July 1st, 2008

“I want my mom,dad,and sister to do whatever i want.”

Cyclonis Nelson

Adam’s Answer

I have one simple word for you my friend… Blackmail. It’s the game the whole family can play, on your terms.

For example, if your sister want do your dishes for you, her personal diary becomes an online blog.

Adam McKenzie

James’ Answer

I have found that people are more keen to do whatever you want to do, when you hold a hunting knife to their throats, or to the throats of their loved ones.

If you can’t find a hunting knife, find something comparable to hold to your sister’s throat until your mum and dad fucking buy you a hunting knife!

James Hazelden

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Want to Control My Family