Volvo Obsession

January 1st, 1999

“Hi, my name is Chicaine and I’m obsessed with Martin Bryant and his yellow Volvo.

Help .

Do you think it would be cool to buy his car when it is up for sale soon?”

Jo’s Advice

No, I don’ think it would be cool to buy Martin Bryant’s yellow Volvo. It’s a Volvo, for goodness sake. It is, by definition, not cool. And yellow is not a very cool car colour. Black, yes. Red, maybe. But yellow. No way. There are better things to do with your money than buy Martin Bryant’s Vovlo. Since you’re obsessed with him, I’d spend the cash on a psychiatrist, if I were you.

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Volvo Obsession