Tiny Boyfriend

April 25th, 2005

“I am dating a great guy that I like very much, he has an incredibly small penis. Will I get over it?”


Liam’s Answer

Small penises are no great obstacle to true love. Indeed, small willies are no great obstacle to anything as they’re too little to get in the way.

What you need to do is be open and honest with your boyfriend Sit down with him one night. Over a romantic candle-lit dinner and a bottle of wine explain to him that he’s not satisfying you because of his tiny trouser snake, and advise him that you intend to take a lover who will be better able to meet your needs. Let him know that he’s welcome to watch, and you’ll have the best of all possible worlds

Chris’ Answer

Physical prowess is only a small aspect of a loving, healthy relationship. At least in your case.

You say you like your boyfriend very much. “Like” isn’t enough to spend your whole life in an unsatisfying relationship. End it now. Or at least ask your boyfriend to give you a vibrator for your birthday.

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