She Only Talks About Boring Stuff

January 1st, 2001

“I really like this girl but we only talk about boring stuff. How do I push it on to a relationship?”

Mark Fletcher

Liam’s Answer

Do you really want to start a relationship with a girl who already bores you?

In my experience, girls don’t get any more interesting once you’ve started dating them. In fact, the opposite is usually true.

Before I’ve had sex with a girl, she can tell me any old shit she wants and I’ll find it totally interesting. The best way to iron shirts is the most riveting news in the world when told to you by a girl whose clothes you just want to leave in a crumpled heap on the floor. Endless hours spent listening to the problems she’s having with her flatmate Steve is time well spent when you just wish that, like Steve, you had such easy access to her towel.

It all evaporates 30 seconds after sex.

Then, unless she’s an expert on sports, you really will wish she’d just shut the hell up.

That’s why most men pretend to fall asleep.

Move on now, Steve, before it’s too late.

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She Only Talks About Boring Stuff