My Brain Hurts

January 1st, 1998

My head hurts continually. I keep hitting it against a wall, so I forget about the pain, (what with all the noise, and stars going off in my head) But, inevitably, the pain returns!

What should I do? Help me!


(ps.. I really like the dog of the week. grrrowl.)

Jo’s Advice

Dear Sparky,

You’re not hitting hard enough.

Do it like this. Stand 100 metres from a large brick wall, then run at it head first as fast as you can. Try to knock the wall over. If you do, then get a better wall and try again.

Eventually, you won’t feel pain any more.

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My Brain Hurts