Madly In Love

January 1st, 1999

“I’ve got a problem Jo…

If that is you in the revolving cube, I’m madly in love with you.

What should I do?”

Joey [aka Hetfield]

Jo’s Advice

That is me in the cube Joey, so I guess you are madly in love with me. Unfortunately for you, I’m not into conditional love. You come with a big string attached (it has to be me in the cube before you love me), so you failed the test.

If you want to redeem yourself, I suggest to send me your credit card details. The more of your money that I spend, the more I love you. Each month, when your Amex bill arrives, you can look at all those zeros on the end of the amount owing, and think of them as hugs from me.

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Madly In Love