I Love An Ugly Guy!

January 1st, 2001

“I love this guy, but he is the most ugly person I have ever met, he is so ugly, in fact, that when people look at him they spaz out totally, so what should I do, I can’t stand to look at him, but…. I still love him.

Oh, and by the way, he’s gay, too, what do I do about that?”

Girl in love

Jo’s Advice

Dear Girl In Love

Time for some harsh reality for you, my girl. Are you in love with ‘him’ or the thought of him? If you can’t even look at him – that ain’t love. That’s some weird need in you to be seen as a selfless and pure hearted chick who cares not for physical attraction, but only about the deeper person within. Yeah right. While there are people in the world who live this way to some degree – nobody goes so far as to love a man they can’t look at. It kind of makes for difficult candlelit dinners (unless you go without the candles altogether), stilted conversations, and calls for too much imagination in the kissing department.

It seems to me you want people to think you’re capable of love, but you don’t really want to be in a relationship. You want people to think you’re interesting and enigmatic, but without the hard yards. And it’s just so convenient he’s gay, isn’t it? Easy to fall in love with some hideously ugly guy with elephantiasis when you know he’s not going to respond to your pathetic acts of devotion.

You just better hope that this freak doesn’t realise you might be the only chance he gets for human affection and swaps teams. You might end up having to put your mouth where his money is.

Now wake up to yourself and go and find someone who hasn’t been completely totalled by the ugly stick. At least for the sake of those around you.

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I Love An Ugly Guy!