How Can I Get A Girlfriend?

July 18th, 2002

“How can i get a girlfriend?”

Tania Reyes

Chris’ Answer

I don’t know.

Liam’s Answer

Women are like fish. To catch one, you need to reel her in gently, then let her swim for a bit, then reel her in gently.

They love the thrill of being chased, but if you do it all the time, it becomes scary. So back off every so often. Let her miss you. Then chase her a bit, and reel her in just that little bit more.

When you go in for your first kiss, remember to remove the hook from your mouth. There’s nothing worse than having to go to hospital with your lips stuck to a girl on your first date

And make sure your rod is strong and flexible.

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How Can I Get A Girlfriend?