He’s In A Neck Brace And I Want Him Back

December 4th, 2006

“Me and my fiance broke up after 4 years and a 4 month old baby. We had a lot of ups and downs but mostly it might have been my fault.

Then I found out he cheated.

So now we’re not together he says I don’t deserve someone like him, but I can forgive him if he would let me.

Now he’s in a neck brace from an accident and can barely move. I want to be there for him but I don’t know how to get him back. Can you help me out?”

Sheretta Wright

Liam’s Advice

Given that you’re boyfriend is in a neck brace, he won’t be able to move very fast. And if he can’t move fast, then keeping a hold of him should be easy.

Even better, you can use the fact that he can barely move as an excuse to look after him. Make him dinners, do his laundry, clean his house. If you do that well enough, he might never even bother to tell you his neck is cured.

Which is to say, if you’re prepared to debase yourself, then you’ll prove you’re crap enough to deserve him. Then, he’ll have to take you back.

Chris’ Advice

I’ve got a few simple rules in my life (and a lot of very complicated ones that I won’t go into here). One of them is “Never date a guy in a neck brace.” Another is “Never brace a neck in a guy”, and another is “Never brace a date in a guy’s neck.”

I’m not saying all my rules make sense. But I live by them. And you should too.

Your man sounds like a dirty rotten cheating scoundrel. If you want him back, win the lottery. With a sniff of money, he’ll be declaring his undying love before the payment’s even been made.

I suggest you use the following lucky numbers. 11, 17, 34, 42, 45 and 50.

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He’s In A Neck Brace And I Want Him Back