Ex Is Stalking My Boyfriend

January 1st, 2001

“Hiya Gorskys,

My ex boyfriend is stalking my current boyfriend and telling him lies.

A couple of days ago i went to see my ex and tell him to quit bothering us. He said all he wants is one last shag and he’ll stop, but that’s practically cheating on my boyfriend.

Should I do it?

PS I cant wait to get married, so my name can change. Anything is better that Asses.”

Sheela Asses

Liam’s Answer

Hi Sheela. I can certainly understand why you can’t wait to get married. Asses is the silliest surname I’ve ever heard.

I can’t see any problem with shagging your stalker. It’s guaranteed to make him lose interest in you.

Certainly, the first time girl’s let me shag them, it’s the last time we ever do. That’s mainly because they dump me the next day, but the principle is the same.

Go for it.

Chris’ Answer

Hi Sheela. I can certainly understand why you can’t wait to get married. Asses is the silliest surname I’ve ever heard.

If you really want to get rid of your stalker, I suggest telling him you want to get married. That’s guaranteed to make any man run away at a 1,000 miles an hour.

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Ex Is Stalking My Boyfriend