E-Z Bake Mistake

January 1st, 1997

“How long before they come and arrest me – i have been running a concentration camp for children with learning disabilities. Everything was okay until Jeffrey put Suzie in the e-z bake oven.”

“tim”

Jo’s Advice

Dear Tim,

Don’t be too concerned. Whopping kids in an E-Z Bake oven is not a crime. Eating them, that’s where you kind of cross the line a bit. But if they were only the size of gingerbread men to start with, then it’s an easy enough mistake to make.

In year’s to come, you’ll look back on this little incident and laugh. “What a pity”, you’ll say, “that I didn’t have a camera to video it for ‘All Time Funniest Bloopers!'”

To be on the safe side, I’d give Jeffrey a certificate of accomplishment for learning to read the instructions.

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E-Z Bake Mistake