Does Size Really Matter?

May 5th, 2002

“Does size really matter?? and if it does, how big… put this myth or truth to rest for good!”


Liam’s Answer

Liam, thanks for your question. I wonder why you asked that question. If we share the same name, do you think we share other traits?

In a way, you’re asking the wrong bloke. Sadly, I don’t have a variable sized organ, so can only comment my own particular experience.

I’d like to say that experience involved standing in the next room, waving to my partner and calling out “Is this good for you? The signal hasn’t reached my brain yet.”

But that would be a lie.

If you’re concerned with that your penis size is too small, date a dwarf. It’ll look huge to her.

At least, that’s my experience.

Chris’ Answer

There’s a saying “It’s not the size but what you do with it that counts”, but my most recent ex-girlfriend assures me that that’s not true.

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Does Size Really Matter?