Didn’t Do The Dishes

January 1st, 2002

“I forgot to do the dishes for the last 3 weeks, and now i have run out of plates in the cupboard.

What do I do?”


Chris’ Answer

Well, Dave, it looks like it’s house hunting time again.

Liam’s Answer

The simple answer is to buy more plates, but that’s not really going to solve your problems. Eventually, you’ll run out of those plates. You’ll get even more plates, and run out again. Soon, you’ll be writing to us asking us for money to buy a bigger house.

You have to break the dishes cycle Dave. You have to stop using plates entirely.

My suggestion is only eat food out of easy to dispose of take away food containers. The only hassle is to remember to throw the container in the bin once you’ve had dinner. And take out the garbage. And that is a real drag.

My other suggestion is to always eat dinner at your girlfriend’s house. In my experience, they may complain, but when faced with a weeks worth of dishes and nothing to eat off, girls will do the dishes.

And if they don’t, at least they remind you to take out the rubbish.

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Didn’t Do The Dishes