Curve Ball

June 14th, 2003

“My penis curves to the left. I heard it is good for sex. Is it?”

Frank Conners

Chris’ Answer

I’m not an expert on this, I’m afraid. So on your behalf, I did a little survey on ICQ. Of the women I asked, I got a “it doesn’t matter what shape or size”, a “piss off, pervert”, and a restraining order against me.

So the official answer is “maybe”.

Liam’s Answer

Left, right. It’s all relative, and depends on which way you’re facing. I think it’s the curve that’s important, not the direction.

Sex is more about confidence than equipment. And given I don’t need any confident comptetiors at the pub on a Friday night, I’m going to tell you the answer is “curved penises are bad for sex”.

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