Confused Hamster

June 14th, 2003

“Why does my hamster always look confused? I’ve only dropped her twice.”

Joy Bates

Liam’s Answer

No wonder your hamster is confused. Every hamster knows bad luck comes in threes. And you’ve only dropped her twice.

She’s confused it hasn’t happened again.

My advice is to drop her for a third time. She’ll feel a lot more relaxed.

If you can’t bring yourself to deliberately drop a beloved pet, flush it down the toilet.

Chris’ Answer

Are you talking to the hamster in a foreign language all of a sudden. Hamsters aren’t very intelligent. Try speaking to it only in English, and see how you go.

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Confused Hamster