Coalition of the Willing

October 1st, 2003

“I have been dating this wonderful man for nearly 7 months.

We actually hooked up in Iraq while we were deployed for 7 months during war time, and we got really close to each other.

He told me that he had a daughter and that his baby’s mother calls him to tell him how his daughter is doing, and I was willing to accept that as part of our relationship.

But, I have recently found out that he got married to his baby’s mother while he was on leave last month.

When I confronted him about the marriage certificate that I found, he denied it all.

He continues to tell me that he loves me, but I just can’t seem to understand why he would lie to me and not tell me the truth.

We are both in the Military stationed at Ft. Hood, and his “wife” lives in New York.

Do you think that he is just using me for comfort and sex? Or do you think there is actually something in the relationship, and it’s worth staying in.”

Rosa Olivo

Liam’s Answer

Let me get this straight. You met a guy, and he told you he loved you, then married someone else. She lives half a continent away, and he says he loves you.

Does he say this when he doesn’t have an erection?

Because that’s your clue. If he says it when it’s not a prelude to sex, he means it.

If he says it only as a way of getting your knickers off, he means it, but in a “I love that you’re stupid” kind of way.

Chris’ Answer

Yours is one of the most romantic stories I’ve ever heard. You met while in enemy territory. You fell in love, and braved the sand to consumate your relationship. It was so good, you got married. (Well, he got married, but let’s not let details get in the way).

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: there’s nothing more stupid than American soldiers.

You need to get rid of this guy from your life. The best way is to accuse him of being gay. The military has a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, but they still view anal sex as a dishonorable discharge.

Have fun. Drag him through the mud.

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Coalition of the Willing