Can’t Tell If I’m Impotent

July 21st, 2001

“I’m a struggling comedian and not a very funny one. I live in Dallas Texas, USA, which seems to be filled with not enough comedy clubs and too many convenience stores.

I have the guts to yell “fire” in a movie theatre but not enough to actually get on stage at these too few comedy clubs and make a complete ass of myself.

Oh yeah, and my wife says I’m not impotent but I can’t really tell. What should I do?”

Robin Starveling

Jo’s Advice

Impotence is a hard thing. It’s a touchy subject, you know.

Over the years, I’ve advised millions of men that “it’s OK, these things happen”. Of course, it’s not. Your wife is obviously happy that she’s married to Mr. Floppy Flop, the Flopster. And I would be too. My worst thing is the way boys whack their willies in your back in the morning as a wake up call. It’s not as if we have an erogenous zone in the small of our backs, you know. If you’re not sure if you are impotent, then do this simple test:

  • Take of all your clothes and stand naked in front of the computer.
  • Look at the photo on the right.
  • If there’s a bit of action from the old love handle, you’re OK. If there isn’t any action, you’re normal – the photo didn’t do anything for me, either.

Good luck.

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Can’t Tell If I’m Impotent