Can Love Bites Give You Cancer?

February 1st, 2008

“Can love bites give you cancer?”

Faye Smith

Chris’ Answer

Yes Faye, sex is a dangerous thing for your health. What with all the social diseases, badly-made sex toys and potential for injury while trying unusual positions, its amazing that people do it at all.

Love bites are no less dangerous. Not only socially embarrassing and ugly, love bites can absolutely give you cancer. But only if you receive them in a nuclear reactor, while smoking asbestos cigarettes and drinking iced formaldehyde.

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Can Love Bites Give You Cancer?