Can I Make It Pretty?

January 1st, 2002

“I think penises are really ugly, but I’m a prostitute and guys ask me for a b.j. alot.

Is there any way to decorate a penis or something?”

Lindsey Bryant

Liam’s Answer

I’ve never actually met a girl who finds a willy genuinely attractive. It’s more a grudging acceptance, at best.

Although fixated by them, I suspect most men actually have similar feelings towards their old fellas. Which means that many men will be quie open to a bit of ‘dress ups’.

One good thing would be to get a sky blue sock, a piece of red hankie, and make a little ‘superman’ costume for your client’s gonads.

I don’t think there’s a man on the planet who wouldn’t be impressed with having a ‘little man of steel’.

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Can I Make It Pretty?