Bizarre Burgers

January 1st, 2001

“Is it true that some hamburgers that you eat contain a chemical called “inkrishpa” that controls you while you are sleeping in order for aliens to take over our planet?”

David Brown

Chris’ Answer

Yes.

Here’s the proof.

Go to www.google.com, and search for inkrishpa.

You’ll either get “No pages were found containing “inkrishpa”, or a single result, back to this page.

The government is suppressing the truth. Again.

My advice is to always combine your burgers with french fries. This won’t protect you from the inkrishpa poisoning, but does make for a more pleasant dining experience.

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