Big Issues

December 1st, 2003

“I have two big important questions for you guys!

1) If you were to shag one of the Disney Princesses which one would it be?

2) If Jesus was a rock star who would it be?”

Soapy Bubble

Liam’s Answer

To be honest, I’ve always had a thing for Daisy Duck. I know she’s not a princess in the true sense of the world, but Donald treats her like one, and that’s good enough for me.

Why Daisy? Well, for me, she’s the ideal. She has a cute bow on the top of her head which makes her look gorgeously innocent and feminine. She wears pretty red shoes that hint at mature sophistication. But most of all, she leaves the house without putting on pants, and I really like that in a woman.

As for Jesus being a rock star, I think the choice is obvious. I’ve seen the signs “Jesus Lives”. So the choice is obvious. Elvis Presley. Heaps of people think Elvis lives, too.

Chris Answer

If Jesus was a rock star, I reckon he’d be Michael Jackson.

They both had pushy fathers (God made Jesus save the world; Michael’s dad made him dance). They both had a dad called Joseph. And they both love little children.

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