Bed Smells Of Balls

January 1st, 2001

“I washed my feather bed today and I read that if you use tennis balls to dry them it will make it soft so i did that and now its got the foul smell from the tennis balls.

What can I do to get rid of them smell?”


Liam’s Advice

My advice is embrace the new odour. Sleep on your bed for a while, and you’ll begin to smell like tennis balls. And that will make you smell like you play a lot of tennis.

Soon, boys will queue up to talk to you, just in case you’re best friends with Anna Kournikova, and can give them her phone number.

Of course, you’re not Anna, but you can always supply your own number, and see if they can tell the difference in the dark.

Given you’ll smell the same, I doubt it. You’ll stink, but have a lot of sex, and that’s got to be a good thing.

Chris’ Advice

Wash your feather bed again, but this time, dry it with your old runners. I tried it, and beleive me, you’ll soon be wishing for that tennis ball smell to come back.

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Bed Smells Of Balls