14 Loves 40

June 14th, 2003

“I really like this guy. I’m 14 and he’s about 40.

Sometimes I think there’s something between us. I look a lot older as well. I pass for 18+ clubs on a regular basis. We get on well, but I need to know how can I let him know I like him without actually telling him.

How can I make him think about me?”

Steph Hope

Liam’s Answer

Australia’s Governor-General recently had to resign for making a bad call in a ’14 year old loves 40 year old’ kind of problem. It caused a constitutional crisis, and had the potential to bring down the government. It certainly ruined the career of a man who had spent most of his life trying to help people.

The best way you can get this man to think about you all the time is to tell him you love him. Write him a letter if you can’t tell him face to face.

When he finds out, his every thought will be about you. How to let you down without hurting your feelings. How to move interstate without you finding out. How to avoid accusations that will have his ass in jail and his butt used as a communal ‘deposit box’ in the showers.

My advice Steph is to move on. As soon as he finds out – he will.

Chris’ Answer

When I was 14, I was in love with a girl in my class. I punched her really hard in the stomach, pulled her hair and stole her lunch as subtle hints that I liked her.

Perhaps you could try that.

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14 Loves 40