Great Things To Do With Your Clone

January 1st, 2000

Chris doubles how much he can drink in a night with his clone.

The mapping of the Human Genome means cloning is one step closer.

Don’t be caught out owning a clone but not knowing how to take full advantage of the situation.

Follow our suggestions and you’ll have the fun of your life. Or is that the fun of both your lives?

  • Go to bed with your clone, and add a whole new meaning to the term “self-abuse”.
  • Whenever your Mum’s cooked Brussels sprouts, send your clone down for dinner.
  • Sleep with your wife AND your mistress at the same time.
  • Line yourself up a hot, media-televised date with Anna Kournikova. At the last minute, send your clone on the date. You rob a bank, and have the perfect alibi. Meanwhile, your clone snogs Anna, and you can claim the credit. Quite frankly, is there a more perfect crime?
  • When you feel ill, send your clone to work, and save your sickies for a sunny day.
  • Force your clone to do your tax returns while you nip off to the pub for a couple of pints of Guinness.
  • Never have your life ruined by another video-timer cock-up again Have your clone video tape TV shows while you’re out.
  • Inherit lots of money by making your clone visit your granny every day.
  • Use your uncanny psychic bond to have your clone make emergency calls that get you out of boring meetings.
  • Never actually sit another exam again.

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Great Things To Do With Your Clone