Bad Things To Scream At The Point Of Climax

June 1st, 2005
Donald Trump's O-Face

"You're fired!" - Donald Trump makes a fool of himself pretty much all the time.

Everyone has made a fool of themselves at some time or other. For some, looking foolish in public is the worst possible thing they can imagine. But others of us know from bitter experience that the worst time to look a fool is in the bedroom.

It’s worse if you’re already famous. Then, whatever you say in the bedroom is much more likely to become public.

This month, we look at some of the worst things famous people can scream at the point of climax.

  • Britney Spears – Oops… you did it again!
  • The Pope – Actually, I don’t think I should be doing this.
  • George W. Bush – Whaddya mean “premature”, Laura? That was a pre-emptive strike.
  • Donald Rumsfeld – Deploy troops!
  • John Howard – I’m sorry.
  • George Lucas – Feel the power of the force.
  • George Lucas’ wife – If that was Episode I, it was pretty disappointing.
  • Michael Jackson – So where do you go to school again?
  • Ian McKellan – I am the Lord of the Rings!
  • Elvis – Elvises have left the building.
  • Jesus Christ – Oh me!
  • Kevin Bacon – Zero degrees of separation… Six inches of Kevin Bacon.
  • Donald Trump – You’re fired.
  • Warren Buffet – Share price peaking.
  • Paris Hilton – Is that camera still running?
  • Neil Armstrong – 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Blast off!
  • Bart Cummins – They’re off and racing!
  • Mark Schumacher – Schumacher is first again.
  • Shane Warne – {via text message} thx!
  • Michael Jordan – Jordan scores, he shoots!
  • Michael Jordan’s wife – Just do it.

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Bad Things To Scream At The Point Of Climax