Career And Romance: Lethal Mixes

March 1st, 2000
Two firemen

Don't date firemen: they can take "I'm burning for your love" literally.

People from all walks of life can meet and fall in love. Some professions just don’t lend themselves to romance though.

To save you the heartache of finding out through bitter experience, we provide this handy list of professions you should never pick up.

  • Barmaids – contrary to popular opinion, barmaids are not impressed by men who spend the entire night drinking beer. The only way to impress a barmaid is not to drink, which means you will never meet her. It’s a classic catch 22.
  • Prostitutes – there’s just no challenge.
  • Nuns – too much of a challenge.
  • Garbage Collectors – they get up too early (although they do look great in shorts).
  • Female Comedians – despite what many men seem to think, yelling out “show us your tits” is neither romantic or funny.
  • McDonalds Staff – too young; why risk prison?
  • Jockeys – they might be good for a ride, but they’re so small they get lost in the silk sheets.
  • Lawyers – they earn a lot of money, but every love letter contains 38 pages of terms and conditions.
  • Doctors – their idea of foreplay is grabbing your goolies and asking you to cough.
  • Door to Door Salesmen – once you’ve invited them into your life, you can never get them to leave.
  • Accountants – do you really want to go out with someone who understands tax forms?
  • Veterinarians – they know the scientific name for the beast with two backs, and aren’t afraid to use it.

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Career And Romance: Lethal Mixes