Become The World’s Richest Man

March 13th, 1997

Bill Gates

It’s not news. Bill Gates is the world’s richest man. His wealth is almost larger than many countries GDP. He earns money so quickly, it’s not worth his time to pick up a $100 bill.

And now, you can have wealth like that.

It’s easy.

Just follow these three easy steps.

  1. invent a time machine.*
  2. go back in time to the particular moment of ecstasy that changed the world of computing forever, and be the sperm who wins the race for Mrs. Gates egg.
  3. wait a while.

That’s it!

Sure, you’ll have to time it pretty well – and you’ll be doing battle with millions of other time travelers, and you’ll be a total geek – but think of the pay off if it works.

So why not become Bill Gates today?

– Liam Cody

* or buy one from Gorskys Enterprises for only $19.95 **

** time machine not necessarily invented at time of purchase, but it will be.

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Become The World’s Richest Man