Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

Productive Sleep

June 13th, 2002
 Productive SleepI woke up one morning and discovered that I had, in my sleep, created a giant fridge made out of hubcaps and plastic bananas, and now I don’t know what to do with it. More...

Why Does Age Matter?

May 5th, 2002
 Why Does Age Matter?‘Why does age matter?’ – A reader asks a question of The Gorskys – The advice column you don’t want to follow. More...
 Boyfriend Makes My Cat Sick My cat tends to throw up on my boyfriend’s lap just as he comes in and sits down. Does my cat know something about him and is kitty trying to tell me it? More...
 Does Size Really Matter?Does size really matter?? and if it does, how big… put this myth or truth to rest for good! More...
 What Can I Say On The Phone?I need questions to ask this girl to make conversation on the phone. What questins should I ask? More...

Does He Like Me?

March 3rd, 2002
 Does He Like Me?I like this guy, and at first I thought he liked me back, but now i’m not sure and we flirt, but when we flirt it’s like we mock each other out about stuff, but we are just fooling around, does that mean he could like me? More...

My Phone Loves Me

January 1st, 2002
 My Phone Loves MeMy phone is attracted to my crotch. How can i solve this? Every time my phone is on a table or away from my it doesn’t do anything. As soon as I put the phone in my pocket i get a call from an unknown number, i have come to the conclusion that my phone fa More...

Shakira In The Shower

January 1st, 2002
 Shakira In The ShowerMy girlfriend was singing in the shower and she sounded exactly like Shakira. That turned me on, so I went in and it was one of my girlfriend’s sister’s boyfriend in there. I need to convince her that I am not a perverted gay. More...

She-Male Wants True Love

January 1st, 2002
 She Male Wants True LoveI am a man. but i have a penis…. and boobs. I was born with both female and male parts. How can I get a girl to like me? More...

Bad Hair Day

January 1st, 2002
 Bad Hair DayMy hair is all different lengths everywhere, but thankfully I don’t have a mullet! Should I keep it how it is, grow it longer or cut it off? More...