Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

Boyfriend Talks Different

June 10th, 2008
 Boyfriend Talks DifferentFreaking OUT MY BF IS NOT TALKING TO ME THE WAY WE TALKED WHEN WE WERE jUST F. More...
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise look weird.When the Lynn Spears (mother of out-of-control popstar Britney Spears and knocked-up teenager Jamie Lynn Spears) revealed she was writing a book on parenting, the irony was lost on no-one. More...

Stand Out Inconspicuously

April 14th, 2007
 Stand Out InconspicuouslyThere’s a girl and I always act stupid in front of her and I need to stop so she can notice me. More...

Love Bite Removal

August 22nd, 2002
 Love Bite Removal“A girlfriend of mine has come into work today with a beauty of a Love Bite. Can you recommend anything to get rid of it other than chopping her head off at the shoulders?” – A question is asked of The Gorskys – The advice column you don’t want to follow. More...

Mum & Dad Caught Me

August 22nd, 2002
 Mum & Dad Caught MeI was so embarrassed when it happened! See, I was fooling around with a lad I met on holiday. We were on the couch and all of a sudden someone walked in on us. It turned out to be my little sister. More...

Wants A Pre-Nup

July 18th, 2002
 Wants A Pre NupI’m about to get married and getting a pre-nuptial done so that she can’t take the Gemini if we split. My friends suggested that I add a clause stating how often we should have sex. I think this is a top idea, but I am uncertain how often is going to be l More...

Big Brother Aura

July 18th, 2002
 Big Brother AuraWomen say that I have a Big Brother aura. When I asked some one what they meant by that, they say I am too nice. Should I be meaner? More...

Disney On Ice

July 18th, 2002
 Disney On IceI have two beautiful children. They enlighten my life with every passing hour, and I thank God every day for them. Everything they do and say is like a gift from heaven. The other day they asked me to take them to Disney On Ice. How do I get out of having More...

Double Boy Trouble

July 18th, 2002
 Double Boy TroubleI need a clever way to get myself out of a tricky situation. I promised a guy I’d go out with him and at the same time promised another guy, to go to the movies with him. Problem – the second and the first guy are twin brothers. I have enough trouble tell More...

Is It Big?

July 17th, 2002
 Is It Big?I want to know if my penis is actually big or if a girls see’s it she will laugh. More...