Posts Tagged ‘sex’

My Phone Loves Me

January 1st, 2002
 My Phone Loves MeMy phone is attracted to my crotch. How can i solve this? Every time my phone is on a table or away from my it doesn’t do anything. As soon as I put the phone in my pocket i get a call from an unknown number, i have come to the conclusion that my phone fa More...

Want A Six Foot Roman

January 1st, 2002
 Want A Six Foot RomanI had sex with my boyfriend I got a little excited and told him I wanted him to F*%K me. A wild rumpus ensued and then we passed out. That was 3 weeks ago and I haven’t heard from him since–what’s the deal? More...

Want to Break Rules

January 1st, 2002
 Want to Break RulesI wanna break rules real bad. I wanna start smoking just because they say it’s wrong and forbidden. I also want to have underage sex. Should I? More...

Great Sex Positions

December 1st, 2001
sex positions missionary position 1 150x150 Great Sex PositionsEven the best relationships can do with a bit of spicing up. These sex positions will make your love life stronger, and potentially put out your lower back. More...
 Cant Tell If Im ImpotentMy wife says I’m not impotent but I can’t really tell. What should I do? More...

The Truth About Cyber-Sex

August 1st, 2000
girl e1277440535419 149x150 The Truth About Cyber SexPeople are often scared to start a cyber-sex relationship. This month, Toasted Line looks at the benefits, pit-falls and ettiquette of cybersex. More...
 I Turned Lesbian While My Boyfriend WatchedWell the other day my boyfriend asked me to have sex with another girl and I did but now I am a lesbian. How do I tell him? HELP More...
kirk and tribbles 150x150 Star Trek: To Boldy Go Where No One Has Gone BeforeMany think Star Trek is a nice little sci-fi series about people flying around in the 34th Century, living life by a high code of ethics, and going on adventures. It isn’t. It’s a hot bed of sin. The whole of Star Trek is full of beastiality. More...
 Hopeless Romantic Seeks To Turn TablesThis is Tracy again. I appreciate you answering my question ? sort of! You see Jo, I am a man but far from normal. You would think that a woman named Jo would not assume that a certain name means a certain sex. More...
eddie murphy e1277277948730 150x150 Eddie Murphys Not So Bizarre Sex ScandalYou’d reckon that everyone would have learnt a lesson from Hugh Grant, wouldn’t you? Don’t pick up ugly hookers on Sunset Blvd, especially if you’re a world-famous movie star. Not Eddie Murphy. More...