Posts Tagged ‘love’

My Phone Loves Me

January 1st, 2002
My phone is attracted to my crotch. How can i solve this? Every time my phone is on a table or away from my it doesn’t do anything. As soon as I put the phone in my pocket i get a call from an unknown number, i have come to the conclusion that my phone fa More...

Shakira In The Shower

January 1st, 2002
My girlfriend was singing in the shower and she sounded exactly like Shakira. That turned me on, so I went in and it was one of my girlfriend’s sister’s boyfriend in there. I need to convince her that I am not a perverted gay. More...

She-Male Wants True Love

January 1st, 2002
I am a man. but i have a penis…. and boobs. I was born with both female and male parts. How can I get a girl to like me? More...

Beautiful But Depressed

January 1st, 2002
Why I am so unhappy if I’m so beautiful? Liam’s Answer – My guess is there’s some other factor in your life apart from your beauty that is causing you unhappiness and distress. More...

Can I Make It Pretty?

January 1st, 2002
I think penises are really ugly, but I’m a prostitute and guys ask me for a b.j. alot. Is there any way to decorate a penis or something? More...

I’ll Call You

January 1st, 2002
I like this guy. He has a girlfriend but constantly tells me likes me! and whenever I call him it’s like “I’ll call you back”. Please help, I don’t know what to do!! More...

Alarm Not Waking Me

November 9th, 2001
As I have to wake up at 7am to be on time at school I have an alarm clock. Everything should be ok, but it’s not! I simply don’t hear it anymore. So what can I do to be on time? More...

Love My Co-worker

June 1st, 2001
i am madly in love with a girl in my office. i have told her and she understands me very well. And she is a very close of friend of mine and of course she know how much i love her. More...

Olivia (live song)

May 1st, 2001
Chris sings a song to the girl of his dreams. Sadly, it’s hard to rhyme anything with “Olivia”. Recorded live at the North Melbourne Town Hall Hotel.

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Am I Too Old?

January 1st, 2001
I’m 16 years old and i really like this hot 14 year old boy. We have been friends for quite awhile. He only likes me as a friend. How can i get him to change his mind about how he feels about me? More...
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