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I’m about to get married and getting a pre-nuptial done so that she can’t take the Gemini if we split. My friends suggested that I add a clause stating how often we should have sex. I think this is a top idea, but I am uncertain how often is going to be l More...
I have two beautiful children. They enlighten my life with every passing hour, and I thank God every day for them. Everything they do and say is like a gift from heaven. The other day they asked me to take them to Disney On Ice. How do I get out of having More...
I need a clever way to get myself out of a tricky situation. I promised a guy I’d go out with him and at the same time promised another guy, to go to the movies with him. Problem – the second and the first guy are twin brothers. I have enough trouble tell More...
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