Posts Tagged ‘Chris Tomkins’

How Can I Get A Boyfriend?

January 1st, 2001
How can I get a boyfriend? More...

I Love An Ugly Guy!

January 1st, 2001
I love this guy, but he is the most ugly person I have ever met, he is so ugly, in fact, that when people look at him they spaz out totally, so what should I do, I can’t stand to look at him, but…. I still love him More...

I Love My Best Friend

January 1st, 2001
I’m in love with my best friend to the point im obsession and don’t know how to tell her without her freakin’ out. More...

Chris Tomkins 007

May 1st, 2000
In his spare time, Chris Tomkins is a secret agent with a licence to kill, and a lucrative movie contract. Here’s the trailer of his next one. More...

Loud Attention Seeker

January 1st, 2000
I’m loud and attention seeking. More...

I Turned Lesbian While My Boyfriend Watched

January 1st, 2000
Well the other day my boyfriend asked me to have sex with another girl and I did but now I am a lesbian. How do I tell him? HELP More...

I Want To Marry Liam

January 1st, 2000
Hey Jo, I love your column and you always have the right words for everyone. So, help me: I wanna marry Liam. More...

I’m Intelligent and He’s a Pea-Brain

January 1st, 2000
My ex boyfriend and I work for the same company (different divisions) and we would occasionally talk on the phone, I found out he had been separated for 6 months from his wife of 18 years and there was another woman involved. More...

True Love Just Wants To Be ‘Friends’

January 1st, 2000
I asked out this girl, she can’t date (parents), we went to the movies still and she said stuff that implied she liked me. More...

Chris’ New Car (live standup)

April 1st, 1999
Chris has bought a new car. A live recording from a Gorskys comedy show during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

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