Liam & the French synchronised swimming team
“I helped the French win a gold medal at the 2000 Olympics in Sydney,” admitted Liam Cody.
“They were pathetic. All over the place. No synchronisation at all. Then, as I was walking to the diving platform to take part in the ‘10 Metre Bomb’ demonstration, I heard a huge, simultaneous yell of “Merde! Vous avez un énorme pénis!”
“I’d forgotten to put on my Speedo’s, unfortunately, but the girl’s response meant they scored a perfect 10.
“I, on the other hand, only scored seven.”
The French Synchronised Swimming Team
