“We watch DVD’s and talk politics until we all fall asleep on the couch,” Chris explains.

“In the morning she really loves to take her time in the shower,” says Chris, “Problem is, Australia is in the midst of a drought with severe water restrictions… often no-one else gets any hot water at all!”.
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Megan Fox takes a very long shower but carefully avoids getting her hair wet. Looks like Chris will be having a cold shower again!

Chris models his The Jester costume, a mistake for which he would pay dearly, losing the plum role to Heath Ledger.

It is a little known fact that Gorskys’ Chris Tomkins auditioned for “Batman: The Dark Knight” for the role of the Joker.

“I was so excited when I had been accepted to audition that I went straight out and bought a costume,” Chris reminisces, “Unfortunately I got confused and thought I was trying out for the part of The Jester, not The Joker.”

Chris blamed his mistake on playing cards which often depict a Jester on the Joker card.

Batman director, Christopher Nolan, did not accept this as a valid excuse.

The role of The Joker was eventually landed by fellow Australian actor Heath Ledger, who did a far better job than Chris would have done anyway.

“She had completely run out of dishwashing liquid, milk and video tapes,” said Tomkins, “Although she wears the pearl necklace very well, it was quite useless while we were looking through the frozen goods.”

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Chris Tomkins was not sure where to look when at the supermarket with a scantily clad Kim Kardashian.

Chris Tomkins couldn't believe his shocking luck when he was picked up by Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Hitchhiking is always dangerous but Chris Tomkins found himself in a dire situation when picked up by celebrity bad-girls Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

“It was not so much that I feared for my life, but that I feared for my sanity”, Tomkins said, “The conversations I heard in that car will haunt me for the rest of my life.”

An intelligence test later confirmed that Tomkins’ IQ had indeed dropped by 45 points since the incident and no longer knew where Berlin was or how to count by 2’s.

The three have recently collaborated on their first book “Driving. (And Other Cool Things To Do While Under The Influence)”.

George W Bush tries his gymnastics skills.

They say that politics and sport don’t mix. George W Bush proves that wrong, in this perfect demonstration of political gymnastics.

In this photo, he is attempting the technically difficult “Justify Invading Iraq”. As you can see, he has gone for bonus points by trying to do it without the existence of WMDs.

“Avril wasn’t happy when Britney slagged off Sk8r Boi, basically,” said Chris. “She hit her about 30 times, each time screaming ‘Oops, I did it again!’”

Avril wasn't happy that Chris thought Britney was cuter.

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Liam rides Angelina Jolie during a break on the set of Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life.

“Angelina Jolie is one of the bestest pals I have,” said Liam.

“Not only has she swapped her vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood for a thimble full of my sweat, but she’s great at playing horsies.”

George W Bush attempts to plant a wet one on Liam

“I swear I thought he’d use his tongue,” said Liam of his recent encounter with US President George W Bush.

“I’d gone over to pay him the 20 cents I owed him since he defeated Iraq in less than a month, and he was just desperate for a smooch.

“Lucky for me, he was prepared to pay for the privilege. I ended up 80 cents on the deal.”

Avril Lavigne jams on drums with Chris and Liam

Why’d Ya Have To Go And Make The Beat So Complicated? – The Avril Lavigne Years

It was a quiet Saturday afternoon in September 2002, when Avril Lavigne popped in to practice her Satan’s Horn moves with Chris and Liam.

“She’d almost mastered it, so we thought we’d have a little bit of a jam session,” remembers Liam. “I decided to teach her my latest song ‘Constipated’.

“Avril said it was too juvenile, but she was only a teenager, so what would she know? Sadly, it was the start of the end of our friendship. I told her she was a no talent, over packaged overnight sensation. She vowed to prove me wrong and ran out of the house crying. What a loser.

“Of course, her ability to change one little lyric and win an MTV Music Award has to be admired.”