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We've answered a lot of readers questions over the years. Read them all or ask your own question.


I hate math class

January 7th, 2007
 I hate math classI hate math class, and I hate doing homework in that class. Should i do it? More...

Bikini Squeezy

December 7th, 2006
 Bikini SqueezyI’m an average weight. I lost 3kg but put back on 7kg. I’m sick of everyone being so skinny compared to me. I’m going to Airlie Beach in a week and I want to be able to wear a bikini. More...

Going Mad When People Eat

December 7th, 2006
 Going Mad When People EatHello, I dont know why but I’m getting crazy every time someone eats something near me. I’m starting to say bad words and I hurt people with my words. What can I do? Please help me. More...

Phone Sex With My Husband

December 7th, 2006
 Phone Sex With My HusbandI need some tips on how to have phone sex with my husband. It’s a week now since he left to go work in another country and I want to surprise him. Tell me how to go about doing it. More...
 Where Can I Go To Become A Comedianwhere can i go to become a comedian star do you have to go to school first can i joined you and be a star and make money because i am already funny.you can find no one like me just show me how and where can i go . More...

Too Scared For Sex

December 4th, 2006
 Too Scared For SexI have a serious problem. I have been married for a few years now but we still have not had sex as I am too scared. I always tense down below. How can I learn to relax or can I take something to calm me down? Please help! More...

HIV from a Hickey

December 4th, 2006
 HIV from a HickeyIf I give someone a hickey, do I get HIV or any other disease? More...
 Hes In A Neck Brace And I Want Him BackMe and my fiance broke up after 4 years and a 4 month old baby. We had a lot of ups and downs but mostly it might have been my fault. Then I found out he cheated. So now we’re not together he says I don’t deserve someone like him, but I can forgive him if More...

Help Me Make Conversation

November 29th, 2006
 Help Me Make ConversationCan you help me make conversation when I’m on the phone with my boyfriend More...

Addicted to Lesbian Porn

November 11th, 2006
 Addicted to Lesbian PornI am addicted to lesbian porn and I need help. More...