Ask the Gorskys

The Advice Column You Don't Want to Follow

We've answered a lot of readers questions over the years. Read them all or ask your own question.


How Do I Become A Comedian?

January 1st, 1997
 How Do I Become A Comedian?How do you become a world-famous comedian, such as yourself? As an accountant, I am looking for a change in career and I like the look of being popular and funny. Any tips? More...
 Need A Lasagne Recipe   Help!I don’t have a good recipe for lasagne. Please tell me a good recipe for lasagne or similar Italian fare. More...

I Need A Combine Harvester

January 1st, 1996
 I Need A Combine HarvesterI wood like to by a harvester please. A reader question from Ask The Gorskys – The advice column you don’t want to follow. See what terrible advice the Gorskys gave… More...
 Computer Geek Wont Clean UpMy son has a computer complex! He spends more time on his computer than he does cleaning the house which pisses off his sister. What should we do? More...