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 Gay Porn Star Boyfriend Gets It Up The ButtMy Boyfriend Is A Gay Porn Star. I Dont Have Anything Against Gays Im Bi Myself but I Dont Like Knowing That My Boyfriend Gets It Up The Butt What Do I Do? More...

Sweet 12, Never Been Spanked

February 1st, 2008
 Sweet 12, Never Been SpankedI want to be spanked, but how, i’m 12 and i really want to be spanked, i never been spanked, so how do i? More...
 Can Love Bites Give You Cancer?Can love bites give you cancer? Is it possible sucking on someone’s skin until the blood vessels burst could cause a carcinoma? More...

Does Allison Page like me?

January 1st, 2008
 Does Allison Page like me?Does Allison Page Like me? – A Question is asked of The Gorskys – The advice column you don’t want to follow. Find the answers here. More...

No Longer Popular

January 1st, 2008
 No Longer PopularI used to be a regular guy, then about a year ago, I started losing friends. I attract women easily, then about a year ago, I found it hard getting past the second or third date. Now I’ve withdrawn from people, my self-esteem is bashed, and I don’t even k More...
 General Gerbil Dildo EmbarassmentMy mom found my Gerbil shaped dildo how would i explain this to her?? It a long skinny pole cause you stick it up your butt and at the end of the pole it has Gerbil shaped thing on it… How do I explain this to her? More...

To Idol Or Not To Idol

May 17th, 2007
 To Idol Or Not To IdolI have been under a fair bit of pressure of late from people telling me to enter Australian Idol. More...
 Want Famous Guy To Notice MeI am completely and hopelessly in love with a celebrity. A well known singer in a well known band. What can I do to get his attention. Something to set me apart from the rest of his fans, and make him notice and want me. More...

How To Make Hubby Happy

April 14th, 2007
 How To Make Hubby HappyHow can I make my husband happy? – - A Question is asked of The Gorskys – The advice column you don’t want to follow. Find the answers here. More...

Work Friendships

April 14th, 2007
 Work FriendshipsFriendship at work, can it last? – A Question is asked of The Gorskys – The advice column you don’t want to follow. The answers are below. More...