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The Advice Column You Don't Want to Follow

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Boyfriend Talks Different

June 10th, 2008
 Boyfriend Talks DifferentFreaking OUT MY BF IS NOT TALKING TO ME THE WAY WE TALKED WHEN WE WERE jUST F. More...

Positive Feng Shui

June 10th, 2008
 Positive Feng Shuii need ideas for feng shui in the house as im no happy in my own home because i can feel the negative energy etc please send me r tips thanks More...
 Hard To Find XXX Porn VideosDear Mr. Gorskys, I would like to discover many video of lady and man fucking and having sexy dirty pounding, some ideas for blowjob or lick lady lolly, bounce breasts of woman, some xxx anal or such. all these thinks make my cock hard and come often, eve More...

Finding My Comedic Voice

May 27th, 2008
 Finding My Comedic Voicei keep coming up with jokes from other comedians and people recognize it which really annoys me i try to come up with my own material but it always sounds like something from lee evans or victoria wood what i like to know is how can i make somthing like m More...
 Hurricane Maria cant stop windOver the past couple of weeks my bowels have been playing up, and when i’m in company, I feel the need to break wind. but as i feel that it is dirty and unsociable i try and hold it in which is giving me excruciating stomach pains!! What do you think i sh More...

Starey Pants

May 27th, 2008
 Starey PantsHi, There is a guy in my classroom he stares at me everyday. He was standing in front of my classroom and stared at me again. Once he was stretching his arm and he looked at me again. And again I saw him looking what I’m doing. It’s annoying. Please help More...

Proposing a Threesome

May 27th, 2008
 Proposing a ThreesomeWe’re a happy married couple with a strong sexual life. We have lots very good friends (males) & some of them like my wife very much & they ask me to accept them to join our sex life as 3some (man-woman-man). I’m really excited with the proposal. How can More...
 Annoyed by Bible Thumpershow do i get rid of bible thumpers that come up to my front door every weekend??! More...

Hirsuit Issues

May 27th, 2008
 Hirsuit Issuesheres the deal… i dont know how to say it but i have the most great ammount of facial hair. no matter how hard i try whether it be stubble or not it always returns to twat. i often use mach 3 turbo but it does not do the trick.. as you know by my name i More...

A Polite Person

February 1st, 2008
 A Polite PersonI want to ask a question, can i? A question from a desperate GORSKYS.COMedy reader. Submission to ‘ask The Gorskys’ – The advice column you don’t want to follow’. More...