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Tyrant or Physics Teacher?

August 17th, 2008
 Tyrant or Physics Teacher?i hate my physics teacher!!!!!!!! he humilated me and gave me a low grade just because i can’t answer his question’s since his questions are not in the range for highschool some are questions in collage level and if you do something wrong he yells and gives us a stupid quiz that we even do not know about the topic More...

Addicted to Facebook

July 23rd, 2008
 Addicted to FacebookHelp me!! I am addicted to facebook! I’m not getting any work done and pissing off all my friends by sending them application requests and stupid quizzes, but I just can’t help myself!! More...

Hearing Voices

July 23rd, 2008
 Hearing VoicesI hear voices in my head kind of like a radio but 24 -7 .. still its better then doing drugs… More...

A Button On Poga

July 1st, 2008
 A Button On PogaHellow! My name is Janis Poga,at english it would be John Button.Any ideas about pointful neckname? More...
 Want to Control My FamilyI want my mom, dad, and sister to do whatever i want. More...

BO Boss

July 1st, 2008
 BO BossMy boss has really bad BO and I have to work in close proximity every day and smell it, but I want to keep my job – how do I fix the situation? More...

Dumped For A Lesbian

June 24th, 2008
 Dumped For A LesbianMy girlfriend dumped me for a lesbian. Why? She said she’s been having these feelings all along and supressing them. She was very uninterested in sex all the years and she’s had lesbian friends since boarding school. I never suspected a thing, and I used More...

Incest in West Virginia

June 24th, 2008
 Incest in West Virginiacan first counsins that live in west virginia go to tennessee and get married and come back to west virginia and still live im west virginia as residents ? More...

Over-Protective Sex

June 16th, 2008
 Over Protective SexI’m exiled in a far province. I want sex but only skuzzy locals will put out. Do I just wear two condoms when I have sex or what? More...

Eradicate A Hubby

June 10th, 2008
 Eradicate A HubbyI have a jerk for a husband who is trying to allienate my son. He is a rude disgusting slob who I’d like to get rid of permanently, any suggestions ??? More...