Articles

Fat man diving into pool.There are hardly enough hours in the day to do your job, buy your groceries, and watch TV, so how the hell are you supposed to exercise? And it’s even worse if you’re fat and lazy. More...
Liam with a carrotWe all have secret body organs that even medical science hasn’t discovered yet. We all know about the Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot for inclusion in vomit, yet no doctor has been brave enough to document this. More...

Party Theme Ideas

April 1st, 2001
Gorskys.COMedy presents some party-theme ideas that are guaranteed to go off like a firecracker in a munitions factory. More...
Many people say that it’s good to learn from your mistakes. But there are some mistakes you should never make. Like joining Amway. Or believing the nutritional-content pamphlets at McDonalds. More...

Tom Hanks Is Jesus

February 1st, 2001
Tom Hanks is Jesus, and we’ve got proof. More...

Great Reality TV Shows

January 1st, 2001
Liam Cody and Catholic schoolgirls.Survivor. Big Brother. Popstars. Treasure Island. Reality TV is the BIG THING. But really, the shows are all so boring. We suggest the reality TV shows that we wish someone would make. More...

How To Ace Job Interviews

January 1st, 2001
Guns and Party Drugs.3 million other people have also applied for the job. They’re all better qualified. They all have more experience. But you’ve got one thing they haven’t: the great advice of GORSKYS.COMedy. More...
Mobsters in a Mexican stand-offWe reveal some of the crime figures which show just how far the mafia has fallen since its glory days in the 1920s. Here are some of the mafiosi the mafia don’t want you to know about. More...
It’s important to have a balanced diet, with the right mix of the five food groups. More...

Handy Home Money-Saving Tips

October 1st, 2000
We offer these tips that could easily save you a fortune. More...