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george roulette 150x150 Countries The United States Will Add To The Axis Of EvilWith war against Iraq all but over and at least a year before the next presidential election, George W Bush will be looking at other countries to invade. Here is the Gorskys’ likely list of targets. More...
ugly young man e1277043649473 150x150 Worst Things To Say When First Meeting Your Cyber Lover In Real LifeOften, your cyber-lover isn’t quite as you’d expected. More...

Effective Feng Shui Ideas

March 1st, 2003
Getting rid of all your furniture is great feng shui.You’ve probably heard of Feng Shui – the ancient oriental art of furniture arranging. There’s no need to pay a fortune for bad and useless feng shui advice. We share some of our favourite tips. More...

Party Games For Adults

January 30th, 2003
Hide the pimple. See if you can hide your acne without anyone noticing.Party games for adults that will be guaranteed to make your next party more fun than Christmas. More...

Reasons To Be Rich

December 1st, 2002
When you're poor and insane, they put you in an asylum. When you're rich, and insane, they call you eccentric.Lots of rich people say that being rich isn’t all that great. ‘Money doesn’t buy happiness’, they say. And they’re right. But having oodles of cash does have its consolation. This month, we share some of the secrets of the filthy rich. More...

Coffee Is Better Than Sex

October 1st, 2002
No one ever complains that your coffee equipment is too big.This month, we look at reasons why a cup of coffee is better than an offer of sex. More...
A gas attack from Iraq will make Darth Vader impersonations de rigeur.Surprisingly, there are some positive outcomes of Saddam using his weapons against us. More...
You can tell your company is going broke if it moves office, and this is your new corporate HQ.Worldcom. Enron. Xerox. The list of company’s guilty of corporate greed and dishonesty is long. It makes it very hard for investors and employees. We look at some of the tell tale signs of whether your company’s CEO is ripping you off. More...
This is the type of vagrant you would actually quite like to have on your steps.This month, in an attempt to help our more well-to-do readers, GORSKYS.COMedy looks at cheap and effective steps you can take to stop bums from sleeping on your doorstep. More...
modern phobias 150x150 New Phobias For Modern TimesHave you ever noticed how many phobias are really old-fashioned? Ablutophobia is a fear of bathing. Who the hell ever had that since the invention of the hot tap? More...