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Gymnast George W. BushIn this post 9/11 world, it’s time to reflect on the Modern Olympics, and what they mean. It’s time to update the sporting events to suit the modern times. More...
Liam and his seeing eye seagull.Seeing-eye dogs perform an invaluable service to the blind. Unfortunately, it costs about $20,000 to train a guide dog. We’ve done research into cheap alternatives. This month, we present our findings. More...
During the breaks in CSI Miami, David Caruso practises his range of ridiculously dramatic poses - with and without sunglasses.TV critics applaud CSI and say that the show is true to life. Which, if you think about it, means it’s basically a documentary. So, during the ad breaks, what do the characters do? More...
moonromance2 150x150 The Tourists Guide To The MoonGeorge W. Bush has announced plans to invade the moon again by 2020 and to create a permanent human presence there. More...
lock vagina 1 e1275740833135 150x150 Alternative Contraceptive MethodsThere are literally hundreds of things around your home that can be pressed into service as a contraceptive in an emergency. More...
When Chris got another framed Enrique Iglasias poster from his slightly out-of-touch grandmother, he hung it on his front door as a deterrent to criminals who might have thought he had a decent CD collection to steal.You get three good presents and about 200 stinkers. Why can’t people just give cash instead of crap? Here are some suggestions on turning your unwanted Christmas gifts into valuable items. More...
Liam Cody as Freddy KruegerWith Hollywood writers on strike, and Freddy v Jason cleaning up at the box office, we’re about to be hit with a gazillion movie crossovers as Hollywood studios scramble for ideas. We thought we’d have a crack at our own. More...

Do-It-Yourself Surgery Ideas

October 1st, 2003
Surgeon holding steak knife.Got a little case of heart attack? If Robert Palmer had been better informed, he’d still be shimmying with scantily clad models today. This month, we present some simple tips you can use to keep your medical bills down, and your health up. More...
Britney Spears worm - takes over your CD drive, and refuses to play your Avril Lavigne CDs.Computer viruses are running rampant. Blaster (aka LoveSan), SoBig, AnnaKournikova. ILoveYou. It’s as if there’s a virus for every possible human emotion or desire. More...
Liam with J.K. RowlingJ K Rowling has finally released the fifth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It’s about time. This month, we suggest some great ideas for the next instalment Harry Potter series. More...